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ABC
Dec 31, 2012 5:00am EST
, instead, secretary of state, hilary clinton is in the hospital. treated for a blood clot that resulted after a fall earlier this month. >> reporter: hilary clinton was admitted to new york presbyterian hospital with a blood clot from a concussion she suffered several weeks ago. he doctors discovered the clot earlier in the day during a follow up exam. no details of where the clot is or other concerns have been releasede first time clinton has been diagnosed with a blood clot. in 98 she was admitted for a clot behind her right knee. the 65-year-old had a stomach virus this month and became dehydrated, fainted and struck her head. she canceled the trip abroad and was not well enough to appear on capitol hill to testify on the attack in libya. doctors want to monitor her medication over the next 48 hours. >>> good news for former president george hw bush, his health condition has improved, meaning he is out of intensive care. president bush was moved to a regular patient room during the weekend, he spent days in the icu after developing a fever and complications, he was admitted to the ho
CW
Dec 30, 2012 10:00pm PST
190 officers in recent years. >> hilary clinton was supposed to go back to work but instead she's in the hospital suffering from a blood clot. reports on what caused the problem. >> secretary of state hilary clinton is in the hospital being treated for a blood clot. they will monitor her condition for the next 48 hours. in the statement, in the curious of a follow up exam the doctors discovered a blood clot from a fall she sustained several weeks ago while she was suffering from a stomach virus. >> clinton is winding down her time as secretary of state. she is scheduled to step down next month. edward lawrence for c. b. c. news new york. >> >>> a grueling schedule for secretary of state. >> in less than 24 hours everyone's taxes will go up unless congress can manage to stifle the deal. reporter shows us after negotiations on capitol hill, there is still no agreement. >>> members of congress left meetings in capitol hill sunday without a deal. the so-called fiscal cliff. >> there is still significant distance between the 2 sides but negotiations continue. >> if republicans and demo
MSNBC
Dec 3, 2012 8:00am PST
preferring john kerry. hilary is not close to rice who is tough but not the friendliest person. hilary's brief comment recently that rice had done a great job was considered underwhelming and tepid. if that's true, jimmy, how does john kerry compare to her personality? >> i think what you're seeing here, this has virtually nothing to do with the next secretary of state. and to think that we just finished the elections tomorrow, be four weeks ago. this has everything to do with hillary clinton purportedly running for president in 2016. john kerry, whether he's nominated or not sir relevant and people are saying you got staffers up on the hill saying kerry seat would be in danger. please understand barack obama won massachusetts by almost 25 points. it's not like that seat would be in danger, frankly. so this has everything to do with -- this has nothing to do with susan rice. she's qualified. this is all about hillary clinton and whether or not she runs for president in 2016. remember, you've got hillary clinton sitting at 70% of approval rating. you have to start the narrative right now.
ABC
Dec 31, 2012 5:30am EST
start with a $3400 tax hike. >>> hilary clinton is waking up in the hospital, secretary of state was admitted to the presbyterian hospital. the clot stems from a concussion stuffed a number of weeks ago. her doctors discovered it during a follow up exam sunday. she has been out of work for weeks, recover from a stomach virus and a concussion. doctors are treating the clot with medication, and want to monitor the progress during the next 48 hours. >>> you voted for a handful of laws, tomorrow the laws go in to effect in maryland. the big one is same-sex marriage. at midnights january 1st, same sex couples with legally marry in the state. wednesdayings are planned during the first few minutes of 2013. stephanie rawlings blake is opening city hall at 12:30 in the morning where the historic ceremonies, same-sex marriage isn't the only change coming to maryland. there is a law allowing veterans to have status show up on their driver's license. another aimed at protecting children from id theft by allowing parents to freeze their child's credit any time they want. >>> coach chuck returned
NBC
Dec 25, 2012 4:30am PST
memorable and hilarious moments from your favorite shows. from awesome catch phrases, to great hair, these shows had it all. and coming in at number one, it's time to get a little "cozi." after all, we are cozi tv, and we're all about making you feel calm, good inside, and, of course, "cozi." so, what makes you feel "cozi?" - i grew up watching "charlie's angels." i had two sisters. so, we always felt like we were charlie's angels. it was the three of us. we really knew our way around a curling iron. - look, when i watch tv, i actually don't wanna stress out. i really don't want, like, my pulse to be, like, increasing, you know? a lot of today's shows, i'm, like, sweating, and i'm, like, upset. sometimes, i just wanna, like, chill. - it sounds funny, but i feel "cozi" seeing the lone ranger, out there on the horizon. i think he looks beautiful. - a real "cozi" moment is the fireplace romantic scene. there's always a scene in all these shows where somebody's by a fireplace, and they're either lying down on some type of fabric, not unlike this, m-kay? and they're having wine, and they're tal
NBC
Dec 24, 2012 12:30am PST
memorable and hilarious moments from your favorite shows. from awesome catch phrases, to great hair, these shows had it all. and coming in at number one, it's time to get a little "cozi." after all, we are cozi tv, and we're all about making you feel calm, good inside, and, of course, "cozi." so, what makes you feel "cozi?" - i grew up watching "charlie's angels." i had two sisters. so, we always felt like we were charlie's angels. it was the three of us. we really knew our way around a curling iron. - look, when i watch tv, i actually don't wanna stress out. i really don't want, like, my pulse to be, like, increasing, you know? a lot of today's shows, i'm, like, sweating, and i'm, like, upset. sometimes, i just wanna, like, chill. - it sounds funny, but i feel "cozi" seeing the lone ranger, out there on the horizon. i think he looks beautiful. - a real "cozi" moment is the fireplace romantic scene. there's always a scene in all these shows where somebody's by a fireplace, and they're either lying down on some type of fabric, not unlike this, m-kay? and they're having wine, and they
NBC
Dec 25, 2012 5:00pm PST
our top ten cozi countdown for living a "cozi" life. you've seen some memorable and hilarious moments from your favorite shows. from awesome catch phrases, to great hair, these shows had it all. and coming in at number one, it's time to get a little "cozi." after all, we are cozi tv, and we're all about making you feel calm, good inside, and, of course, "cozi." so, what makes you feel "cozi?" - i grew up watching "charlie's angels." i had two sisters. so, we always felt like we were charlie's angels. it was the three of us. we really knew our way around a curling iron. - look, when i watch tv, i actually don't wanna stress out. i really don't want, like, my pulse to be, like, increasing, you know? a lot of today's shows, i'm, like, sweating, and i'm, like, upset. sometimes, i just wanna, like, chill. - it sounds funny, but i feel "cozi" seeing the lone ranger, out there on the horizon. i think he looks beautiful. - a real "cozi" moment is the fireplace romantic scene. there's always a scene in all these shows where somebody's by a fireplace, and they're either lying down on so
NBC
Dec 24, 2012 5:30pm PST
our top ten cozi countdown for living a "cozi" life. you've seen some memorable and hilarious moments from your favorite shows. from awesome catch phrases, to great hair, these shows had it all. and coming in at number one, it's time to get a little "cozi." after all, we are cozi tv, and we're all about making you feel calm, good inside, and, of course, "cozi." so, what makes you feel "cozi?" - i grew up watching "charlie's angels." i had two sisters. so, we always felt like we were charlie's angels. it was the three of us. we really knew our way around a curling iron. - look, when i watch tv, i actually don't wanna stress out. i really don't want, like, my pulse to be, like, increasing, you know? a lot of today's shows, i'm, like, sweating, and i'm, like, upset. sometimes, i just wanna, like, chill. - it sounds funny, but i feel "cozi" seeing the lone ranger, out there on the horizon. i think he looks beautiful. - a real "cozi" moment is the fireplace romantic scene. there's always a scene in all these shows where somebody's by a fireplace, and they're either lying down on so
NBC
Dec 20, 2012 11:00am PST
memorable and hilarious moments from your favorite shows. from awesome catch phrases, to great hair, these shows had it all. and coming in at number one, it's time to get a little "cozi." after all, we are cozi tv, and we're all about making you feel calm, good inside, and, of course, "cozi." so, what makes you feel "cozi?" - i grew up watching "charlie's angels." i had two sisters. so, we always felt like we were charlie's angels. it was the three of us. we really knew our way around a curling iron. - look, when i watch tv, i actually don't wanna stress out. i really don't want, like, my pulse to be, like, increasing, you know? a lot of today's shows, i'm, like, sweating, and i'm, like, upset. sometimes, i just wanna, like, chill. - it sounds funny, but i feel "cozi" seeing the lone ranger, out there on the horizon. i think he looks beautiful. - a real "cozi" moment is the fireplace romantic scene. there's always a scene in all these shows where somebody's by a fireplace, and they're either lying down on some type of fabric, not unlike this, m-kay? and they're having wine, and they're tal
NBC
Dec 28, 2012 4:00am PST
our top ten cozi countdown for living a "cozi" life. you've seen some memorable and hilarious moments from your favorite shows. from awesome catch phrases, to great hair, these shows had it all. and coming in at number one, it's time to get a little "cozi." after all, we are cozi tv, and we're all about making you feel calm, good inside, and, of course, "cozi." so, what makes you feel "cozi?" - i grew up watching "charlie's angels." i had two sisters. so, we always felt like we were charlie's angels. it was the three of us. we really knew our way around a curling iron. - look, when i watch tv, i actually don't wanna stress out. i really don't want, like, my pulse to be, like, increasing, you know? a lot of today's shows, i'm, like, sweating, and i'm, like, upset. sometimes, i just wanna, like, chill. - it sounds funny, but i feel "cozi" seeing the lone ranger, out there on the horizon. i think he looks beautiful. - a real "cozi" moment is the fireplace romantic scene. there's always a scene in all these shows where somebody's by a fireplace, and they're either lying down on so
ABC
Dec 31, 2012 4:30am EST
we could have seen milk at $7 a gallon. >>> hilary clinton won't be returning to week, hospitalized with a blood clot. the clot was discovered by doctors during a follow up exam and she was taken to a hospital to be monitored. >>> violence in the glen burnie tavern that has a history of problems. police say a 31 year-old man was killed sunday nite. sherrie johnson has reaction from neighbors in the area, and from what we understand the people are not happy at all. >> that's right. neighbors are very concerned about the latest shooting. it not first shooting or the second, there have been three shooting at the tavern in three years. police are still look for the suspect in the latest shooting. it happened sunday before 5:30, police say 31-year-old jones was shot outside of the bar and died at a local hospital. the suspect drove off. an ak 47 was used in one of the shootings. neighboring businesses say they are sick of constant drug activity. >> some of our customers, scared to come in. i like to see the place close down. >> the owner went before the liquor board last year. he is oper
Current
Dec 4, 2012 4:00pm PST
being in costco is hilarious. it's the one middle class establishment that requires a membership. i think it's hilarious of all the places he goes is costco. god. >> cenk: here's a couple of other funny things about what he bought too. apparently he bought a toy camaro. an american-made camaro, but this one was made in china. and then talking about all the american cars he owns. >> i like the fact that the the cars that i see are american made. i drive a chevy pickup truck and ana drives an cadillac: >> cenk: and he was seen driving an audi. let's go back to petraeus, fox news we'll back you up. >> there was an edict sent out by president of the news network, who has said to all the producers of the shows you need explicit permission to book dick morris or karl rove. you cannot just put them on any more because they were so wrong and so off on the elections. that's what politico is reporting, that this is how fox is changing things. no more karl rove and no more dick morris without a note from teacher. >> cenk: that's interesting. that was your movement to fire dick morris. >> yeah,
MSNBC
Dec 3, 2012 6:00am PST
going to get hilary 2016 stories. they with will churn out as soon as the president names whoever he names to replace her. she seemed almost energized by it. >> how could she not. this is the celebration of her long life. not an easy one her public life. she's ending at a high point here. 2013 is going to be filled for, at least people in our business a lot of chatter about what she's going to do or not going to do. i believe she doesn't know. let her take a break. >> that i buy. yes people around her will put together the operation. >> just watching that it reminds you with john mccain on tape like that, it is really -- she would be a powerful force. >> it's a reminder that we might get clinton-bush the sequel. at the end of the day, right? who else do the republicans have? who would make a better transitional leader from 20th century. the guy who is married to a mexican-american. >> i'm an enormous fan of jeb bush. i think he would be fantastic. his son george p. is exploring for a run down in texas. he may ultimately be. >> this hilary thing she seems like the only one that could
FOX
Dec 4, 2012 9:00am PST
hilarious. >> i think a lot of people find it funny but they have to figure out how to get this guy to safety. so crews from the fire district number 2 spring into action and they send out the rescue boat. when the rescue boat got out to this dock larry strain did not want to get in. he wanted them to get a bigger boat. >> he is a real captain going down with his ship. >> this is something that he probably loves to death. >> authorities say strain was warned that he would be arrested if he didn't get into the rescue boat. he resisted getting in for so long that once he was rescued he was arrested and taken to the douglas county jail. he spent the night in jail and then posted according to the sheriffs department $40,000 bail to get oout. >> that is not your average resisting arrest. >> no word on where the boats are. >> i hear larry's boat has been listed on craigsst >>> ta a look at ch appears to be your standard video diary online. this is posted by a 19-year-old from nebraska. she has it self titled here and a pen and pad. look what she writes right about here. i stole a car and goe
FOX
Dec 4, 2012 9:30am PST
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ABC
Dec 31, 2012 6:30am EST
too the house. >>> hilary clinton will spend the new year in a hospital. her spokesperson says the doctors discovered a blood clot during a follow up exam. they are planning to keep the secretary of state hospitalized for monitoring her. clinton suffered a concussion after fainting while recovering from a stomach virus. >>> new report to be release suicide highly critical of the handling of the attack in libya. four americans including ambassador chris stevens were killed september 11. susan collins says the investigation found the state department failed to take adequate steps to reduce the vulnerable to the terrorist attack. the report parents a picture of a vulnerable outpost in libya's seconds largest city. >>> oak ridge boys serenaded george hw bush over the phone. he has been hospitalized for a month after conditions including bronchitis and fever, moved out of icu after he got the phone call serenaded by the country music group. >>> ceo of the long island power authority is officially stepping down from his job today. came after sharp criticism that lip pa up with doing enou
Current
Dec 11, 2012 6:00am PST
... >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. ... and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. [♪ theme music ♪] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho, it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. stephaniemiller.com check us all out there. wearing my hat in solidarity with the workers in michigan. and new sexy liberal celebrity guest. squee. chris, jim, and jacki will open the show. >> i have been told to wear something tight. >> stephanie: it will be a liberal gasm. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: aim right? >> they are going to go ape dump. >> stephanie: two huge surprise celebrity guests. >> i'm going to go ape dump meeting the people. >> stephanie: this is whe
Current
Dec 6, 2012 6:00am PST
lost on is hilarious. >> that's how you compromise if you are a republican, you offer what you offered before and say it is compromise. >> stephanie: all right. karl frisch if you want to make news busters you better come from something more insinary next week. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: one of our listeners was relieved that was dexter von frisch barking, he thought it was ann coulter's vagina. [ applause ] >> stephanie: have a good one karl. >> you too. >> stephanie: bye. [ applause ] >> stephanie: you know they do this so i'll mention them. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: gop wants to change pour people into mull sh claims ever inane stephanie miller. this is jack coleman. what it is about left wingers and their fantasies of mass murder. hey, jim! [ laughter ] >> see -- >> i'm not a coat catcher, clearly. >> stephanie: i just threw my coat, because it's a whacky visual stunt. and he just threw it back at me. and see you would never catch my transcript. jim ward immating john boehner. that's the only thing that is going to work. miller, producer chris lavoie. >> yeah. >>
FOX
Dec 28, 2012 6:00am EST
street was hilarious. action, the raid. superhero movies, avehiclers, dark knight rises. it was nowhere near the dark knight. i thought the avengers was a better movie than the dark knight rises. it haa great year for films. december alone had some of the best film. s to come out in 2012. >> let's he talk about some of the bad ones that didn't make your cut. let's go with some of those first. >> starting off is the five- year engagement. what a horrible movie. look how bored they look on the poster. that was me in the movie theater. that is me in the movie theater. i told them not to use my picture. i didn't care about these pictures. it was unnecessarily depressing. >>> i don't understand how this movie was even made. i found it to be boring. i didn't care about what happened to the caches at the end. that is my number three worst movie of the year. >> what is next? >> it is only the last five minutes of savages. so the first two hours and four minutes, teasent film. decent film. very well down by oliver stone. he ruins the entire film with the worst ending i have ever seen. it ends fi
NBC
Dec 29, 2012 12:35am EST
, please welcome back to the show, the hilarious, the amazing amy sedaris, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: amy, all right, we are going to be setting a singing record together, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, very good. >> okay. >> jimmy: "most holiday songs performed by a duet in 60 seconds." >> oh, my goodness. okay, i need 20 minutes. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: here we go, now. >> okay. >> jimmy: you ready to try this? we're going to need 60 seconds on the clock. dan, can you give us the countdown? >> absolutely. you guys ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you ready? la, la, la, la, la, la. >> jimmy: mi, mi, mi, mi. [ laughter ] >> here we go. three, two, one, go! [ both singing ] ♪ jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way ♪ ♪ deck the halls with boughs of holly fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ we wish you a merry christmas we mish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ oh the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful ♪ ♪ and since you've no place to go let it snow let it snow let it snow ♪ ♪ the first noel ♪
MSNBC
Dec 8, 2012 1:00am PST
into c-span 2 for comedy, just because it's good television. but the senate was being hilarious about the debt ceiling, which is hard to be hilarious about. here's what happened. the white house has been pushing a plan to take control of the debt ceiling away from congress. that way congress couldn't blow up the world economy for no good reason. it's taking the sharp knife covered in explosives away from a kid who has a lot of temper tantrums. it's a good thing to do. the white house calls it the mcconnell plan because it's based on an idea that mitch mcconnell proposed become in july 2011. but even though it is mitch mcconnell's idea, even though he came up with it, mitch mcconnell is not for it. mitch mcconnell at this point does not support the mcconnell plan at all. he didn't think democrats did either. and yesterday he wanted to call their bluff. now that is when c-span 2 suddenly became amazing television. yesterday afternoon mitch mcconnell asked the senate to move to an immediate vote on the mcconnell plan. vote on it now. you figured harry reid would back down. prove th
ABC
Dec 13, 2012 12:00am PST
intoxicated. we weren't at the time and we thought this will be so hilarious. we walked into the little place. there wasn't anybody in line and we met the most depressed santa ever. and he was sitting on the chair like this. and he was like hey, guys. and we're like hey, santa. and my friend danny was like hey, santa, can i sit on your lap? he was like sure. and then hands him these bells. danny goes what are the bells for? he goes to stop your cries. danny goes i'm not going to cry, santa, are you going to cry? he goes i'm crying on inside. so now we're super bummed out. and then i think this is all a ploy, because when the guy goes one, two, three and takes the picture, we took the picture, and as we walked out, he's the best professional santa ever because you'll see what his face is on one, two, three. >> jimmy: should i show this now? one, two, and then there's three. >> yeah! it was the most amazing thing. he went from like slumped over to like -- >> jimmy: you resurrected him. >> exactly. as soon as we took the picture, we walked away and he like shut down again. >> jimmy:
NBC
Dec 20, 2012 6:00pm PST
memorable and hilarious moments from your favorite shows. from awesome catch phrases, to great hair, these shows had it all. and coming in at number one, it's time to get a little "cozi." after all, we are cozi tv, and we're all about making you feel calm, good inside, and, of course, "cozi." so, what makes you feel "cozi?" - i grew up watching "charlie's angels." i had two sisters. so, we always felt like we were charlie's angels. it was the three of us. we really knew our way around a curling iron. - look, when i watch tv, i actually don't wanna stress out. i really don't want, like, my pulse to be, like, increasing, you know? a lot of today's shows, i'm, like, sweating, and i'm, like, upset. sometimes, i just wanna, like, chill. - it sounds funny, but i feel "cozi" seeing the lone ranger, out there on the horizon. i think he looks beautiful. - a real "cozi" moment is the fireplace romantic scene. there's always a scene in all these shows where somebody's by a fireplace, and they're either lying down on some type of fabric, not unlike this, m-kay? and they're having wine, and they're tal
CNN
Dec 20, 2012 1:00pm PST
. adt. always there. >>> getting right to our strategy session, a lot to discuss with hilary rosen and david frum, author of the e book, why romney lost. scott brown, the incumbent senator from massachusetts, but he was defeated but might run again if john kerry becomes the next secretary of state. he says this on assault weapons ban. listen to this. he says, what happened in newtown where those students were subject to that kind of violence, i supported an assault weapons ban thinking that others would follow suit but they are not and as a result i support a federal assault weapons ban. david, are a bunch of republicans now coming around on this because of newtown? >> i don't know that a bunch of republicans are. it's more of the ghost of the republican party. remember when the brady bill passed, there were 80 votes in congress. but that is the northeastern and midwestern and suburban republican party that by and large doesn't exist anymore. democrats hold those seats. but those voters are still there even if the members are not. >> you think that this is really going to get off the g
NBC
Dec 27, 2012 2:05am EST
charge of making the ball drop? jessica biel, hillary swank, michelle pfeiffer? . >> hilary swank. >> yes. there you go. >> hilary swank. that was a fun movie. >> it was a fun movie. directed by gary marshall, follow-up to "valentine's day." >> i don't remember the controversy of the ball drop. >> she was trying to get him. you liked the movie, a lot of critics slammed it. >> critics slam everything. >> it's what we do. >> back across. >> we enjoyed that. gary marshall, good guy. you're from dallas, right? >> yep. >> how much did last year's ball in times square weigh, 1,000 found, 5,050, 11,875 or 15,575? >> c? >> how do you know that? >> because it was heavy, i knew. >> because it was heavy she knew. the correct answer there 11,875 pounds. >> huge. 12 feet in diameter and lets off 16 million different colors. all those colors out there in times square. >> cool, fun to watch. i think we have time for another one. >> very cute guy from boston? >> boardman, ohio. >> boardman, he's so cute, i forgot. which traditionally is not a new year's ritual, midnight kiss, eating column collar
Current
Dec 18, 2012 1:00am PST
on to me all the time now. >> she gets the comedians laughing... >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me. >> absolutely! >> and so would mitt romeny. >> she's joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. [ male announcer ] red lobster's crabfest ends soon. hurry in and try five succulent entrees like our tender snow crab paired with savory garlic shrimp. just $12.99. come into red lobster and sea food differently. and introducing 7 lunch choices for just $7.99. salads, sandwiches, and more. but when joint pain and stiffness from psoriatic arthritis hit even the smallest things became difficult. i finally understood what serious joint pain is like. i talked to my rheumatologist and he prescribed enbrel. enbrel can help relieve pain, stiffness, and stop joint damage. because enbrel, etanercept suppresses your immune system, it may lower your ability to fig
FOX News
Dec 23, 2012 1:00am PST
you here. you were on the committee that heard from hilary's two deputies regarding the recommendations of the report and you think that the report should be dismissed. why is that? >> first of all, you -- you know, you said it but you weren't specific that in april the properties we believe al-qaeda terrorists and we know that is true now they threw an ied in an consulate and did the same thing to the red cross and got out of town after this. they did the same thing to the british ambassador and they left town. then in june, that was april and then june that the properties threw an ied at the u.s. consulate. in june, ambassador stevens warned the white house of the presence of al-qaeda. he talks about the flags they are flying down there. and in august, ambassador are stevens warned the white house that al-qaeda had training camps in benghazi and in september 4 he told the white house that we are going to declare a state of maximum alert and then listen to this new, judge, because on september 9 ambassador stevens called the white house for additional security and nothi
FOX
Dec 12, 2012 5:00pm PST
shows hilary clinton would have a good shot at the presidency if she decides to run. 70% of americans have a mostly or very favorable view of hilary clinton and 6 in 10 voters said she would be a good or excellent presidential nominee in 2016. this is the 4th such poll in the past week with similar results. clinton said back in april that she's flattered about calls to run for president but at this point she isn't planning to do so. >> the luxury fashion retailer has chosen it's first bay area location and plans to open up a store in the valley fair mall next spring. it's part of prada and joining the high end jewelry store. they're reportedly trying to beef up luxury stores. lucky whale watchers are thrilled off a sight off the coast. a group of whales have been swimming for a week now. usually they're already south for the winter. some have seen as many as 8 whales in one day. they're the second largest whale. second only to the blue whale. >> it's been more than a month since super storm sandy hit the northeast coast and tonight some of music's biggest stars are getting together to
ABC
Dec 10, 2012 3:00am PST
, i have been to ugly sweater parties. they're hilarious. there, there, there. remember that, john? >> whose is uglier. maybe mine. >> maybe yours. are those cats? >> cats. >> that's awesome. that's awesome. >> rats, cats. >> willis says they're rats. >> we'll take it. that's the news for this half-hour. follow us at facebook, wnnfans.com. >> and on twitter. twitter of course. i like to tweet. abc wnn, to the #wnnfans. coming up more from abc. >>> this morning on "world news now" -- a new week, a new attempt to keep the country from plunging over the fiscal cliff. >> with time running out there are signs of possible progress in the attempt to head off a massive tax increase. it is monday, december 10th. >>> from abc news, this is "world news now." >> good monday morning. i'm sunny hostin in for paula faris. >> i'm john muller, rob nelson has the morning off. we're going to find out what the president and house speaker boehner are saying after a face-to-face meeting over the fiscal cliff. >>> also this half hour, hopes and prayers for nelson mandela. the human rights hero is in a so
NBC
Dec 31, 2012 9:00am EST
of the big comeback? >> absolute favorite person is sally jesse raphael. she is hilarious. everyone can join in on the discussion. sally has an equal footing. she can really show her personality. hilarious. >> what about cher? >> cher is amazing. best people on twitter are people who are honest and raw. you know that cher is on her iphone typing out her tweets, like that's totally cher. >> she lets it come out, goes all caps on you. >> all caps. loves exclamation. >> she's amazing. in 2013 she has a new album out and has been teasing it with tweets, i'm working with lady gaga. it will be a pretty cher year. we'll see. >> i like that. >> apps, is nstagram, changes the way we take pictures. >> so easy to use. my mom isn't on facebook or twitter, but she's on instagram. you can share photos easily. they have 100 million users now. sold for $1 million. it will totally be in -- next year you'll be using it more and more. >> my kids use instagram because they're not on twitter or anything. what about snap chat? >> i know. all my little cousins have snap chat. you can spend a picture to so
FOX
Dec 13, 2012 9:30am PST
voices stop? see the entire video of this hilarious prank head to our website rightthisminute.com and click on best of rtm. >> that's our show, folks. we'll see you tomorrow. >> that's our show, folks. we'll see you tomorrow. you know how much grandma wanted to be here for your fist christmas? you see grandma lives waaaay down here, and you live way up here. brian, your cousin, he's a little bit older than you, he lives here, in chicago. and your aunt lisa lives here, in baltimore. uncle earnie? waaay out in hawaii. but don't you worry, we will always be together for christmas.
Comedy Central
Dec 4, 2012 7:30pm PST
they got ahold of christmas, hanukkah to them is hilarious. you have a potato pancake and light a candle. it's the macabees >> it's over for you. they're going to be telling their friends soon that their dad isn't jewish. >> jon: they're very happy to be half jewish and they know it's the digestive side. >> do they still believe in santa claus? >> jon: yes, they do don't take this home jon: you really think, even if they were like 18 i'd bring them a merry [bleep] christmas book? >> i don't know, jon. i thought you might want to help the firefighters. that's all i'm saying. that's all i'm saying. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: you know what? for an irish guy you've perfected the jewish guilt. >> i really have jon: i have to do that. your kids are all... >> my kids are grown up. jon: your wife has raised them so well >> they still talk to my wife and tell her everything. i'm just this guy, you know. >> jon: hangs out in the house in his underwear doing nothing. i can't wait until that >> i'm just embarrassing to my kids at this point. >> jon: is that true? it doesn't matter who yo
CSPAN
Dec 8, 2012 6:30pm EST
. it is mini tv. i think it is hilarious that the super bowl is as much a parade of television advertisements as a football game. why? that is the day that advertisers go for it all. to take the most creative. i think the super bowl is expanding into the year. you can really lobbied for doritos in july. you will have to give me something that will capture me like it did at the super bowl. i need some entertainment lawyer. you've got to get my sign whose world is so -- is so affected by media. how you get his attention? humor, other things that make things go viral. you have to get him out of a big cacophonous space. >> talking about mass media advertising note -- do you think we will have that in 10 years, 20 years, there will be a time when companies are showing individually-targeted ads to viewers? >> i think the short answer is there will be no technical limitation of being able to do that. then it will just be a behavioral decision of whether to do that with your relationship with the consumer or company or not. that is exactly what happens on the web, right? if i go to ama
ABC
Dec 27, 2012 2:30pm EST
. >>> our hilarious friend owen weber is back on our show. for those who don't remember, he's at jetermat.com, did the charlie brown school of dance, a lot of his funny videos. ♪ >> hi, there. owen here with a special holiday greeting. >> this time with a very special message. >> in this impersonal world of gentleman flashg h gentleman-of--o generic holiday? that's why i made this holiday greeting just for you and only you, beth troutman. [ laughter ] >> so this is, like, a form letter via video. >> i'm sure you have strong opinions about the election, and the olympics and hurricane sandy, but i'm not just saying that because you're on tv. it's hard to believe i've been seeing you since -- >> i think that might be my favorite one. it's hard to believe i vb seen you since- haven't met yet. >>so expino me how th does owen get a request and then fills in the blanks? how is this working? >> how's life for you with your job at "right this minute"? great, i hope. >> i think he did this just for us. in a beautifully funny only in the way owen weber can do it kind of way. >> so take ca
CBS
Dec 30, 2012 6:30pm PST
story tonight regarding secretary of state hilary rodham clinton, she has been hospitalized with a blood clot. clinton has been recovering from the flu and a concussion. she had been planning return to work this week but the former first lady will be monitored at a new york hospital for the next 48 hours. >>> tonight is looking bleak, despite looking through the week, the month is almost over and we are one day away from americans getting tax hikes from the fiscal cliff. >> reporter: senators arrived at the capitol to continue last- minute negotiations hours before the nation is set to fall off of the cliff. after a day of intense talks, senate majority leader, reid, said there will not be a deal tonight. >> this is still distance between the two sides. negotiations continue. >> reporter: if republicans and democrats can not strike a deal before midnight on monday, taxes will go up for almost every american. automatic spending cuts will kick in and millions will lose unemployment benefits. >> i want everyone to know i want to get it done but i need a dance partner. >> reporter: republica
ABC
Dec 22, 2012 6:00pm PST
our hearts. it's as hilarious and spectacular today as it was the first time we saw it... heave! and now, the very best of carol's classic show
Current
Dec 7, 2012 9:00am PST
. >> she gets the comedians laughing... >> that's hilarious! >> ...and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. ... and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. ♪ ♪ hey kids rock and roll rock on ♪ ♪ oh my soul ♪ ♪ see her shake on the movie screen -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ -- rock on ♪ >> stephanie: okay. >> yeah jim is not even in the room. >> stephanie: did i call you jim? >> you did. >> stephanie: are you here every day? >> i am in this seat. >> stephanie: and jim is not even here. of course not. he is not constrained by things like time. >> obligations. >> stephanie: no. hi ladell in north carolina. >> caller: say. >> you are in north carolina and not kentucky. >> caller: yeah, i moved. i have a birthday request and a comment about my former douche of a senator mcconnell since hymn is not there -- >> stephanie: yeah he is back. >> caller: can i channel my inner laura ingel with you and jim. [ moaning ] >> caller: i needed that. regarding my former douche of
CBS
Dec 30, 2012 11:00pm PST
developing story tonight. secretary of state hilary rodham clinton is in a new york hospital being treated for a blood clot. doctors say the clot is a result of a concussion that she suffered several weeks ago when she fainted and she hit her head while battling a stomach virus. it forced her to delay the testimony about the attack in libya. she steps down next month. the most traveled secretary of state in history. she has visited 112 countries while on the job. >>> the clock is ticking. in less than 24 hours everyone's taxes will go up unless congress hammers out the deal. lawmakers went home route an agreement of negotiations, randall? >> reporter: went home but they will be back tomorrow, we hope. one half of a trillion dollars. that is the tax increases on new year's day unless a deal can be reached. now, they have been coming closer but so far not enough to come up with an agreement. >> members of congress met meetings today on capitol hill without a deal. hours before the nation is set to fall off the fiscal cliff. >> there are are still significant differences between the t
FOX
Dec 6, 2012 9:00am EST
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KOFY
Dec 13, 2012 12:00am PST
hilarious. 49ers visiting the patriots. they spent years playing for bill belichick. does he have any inside information for his teammates? >> everybody knows bill belichick is a so-called genius. he change tups every week. not -- he changes it up every week. have your head on a swivel and be ready for anything. >> keep your head on a swivel. some golf courses have a lot of bunkers bunkers and some have thick rough. in australia they have a dinasaur. they built a huge t rex between the 9th and 10th roles. it is like playing jurassic park. the australian masters is being played on this course. although they plan to leave for a new venue next year. wonder why? abc7 sports is brought to you by river rock casino. >> this golf course is scary. >> that's bizarre. >> that receive has -- that ref has god blocks. >> that was one of the best in the nba. >>> the ikea monkey that made headlines around the world. >> so what is did you get chips for the party? nope. cheese plate? cheese plate...nope. i made something better. ♪ you used the oven? boom ♪ [ male announcer ] pillsbury crescents
KRON
Dec 22, 2012 2:30pm PST
and likes to take them in because the universe is hilarious, and that's kind of why i'm in comedy. i was at the supermarket, and i was buying milk, and i said, "you know, this goes out to all the haters out there who said i couldn't buy milk, and i did." [ laughter ] >> it gives them self-esteem. these kids can go anyplace from here. they can, you know, become doctors and lawyers and journalists and whatever. >> well, at least you cleaned up all that vomit, but was that surgery really necessary? [ laughter ] >> thank you. you've been a great audience. >> so i guess you can say that doing stand-up can really help you to stand out. [ rim sh
FOX
Dec 25, 2012 9:30am PST
-gloss full color greeting card. a custom message, a heinous order and a hilarious fart sound. it smells like real poo. >> you may be watching this thinking it's a prank, a joke video. >> i believe it. >> it's real. here is the website. >> fardbymail.com. >> for $8.99 you can send this to one of your friends in the usa. >> don't you think it's a little pricey for a fart? >> 'tis the season for snowmobile crashes. >> i've got a lot for you guys. >> nathan barnett, friends. calling out people for naughty behavior. >> naughty naughty. walking in the street. >> you've been naughty. come on. sit on my lap. >> get out of my face. >> you can't talk to santa like that. >> get out of my face. >> i'm trying to spread christmas cheer. >> i don't believe in christmas. >> i don't know how he doesn't pumplg him in the face. >> you been good this year? >> yes. >> all right. i've been watching. you'll have to sit on my lap later and tell me what you want for christmas. >> i definitely won't sit on your lap. >> people don't want nathan at all. >> i don't blame them. he sounds like that kid on the
CBS
Dec 29, 2012 6:30pm PST
, and all of our hearts. it's as hilarious and spectacular today as it was the first time we saw it... heave! and now, the very best of carol's classic show can be yours! who are you? my name is barbrie. are you a wind-up doll? uh huh! you are not a... i am now! what have i done to myself? i've turned from a man into a woman! oh! oh. ooohhhh.... hi, i'm carol burnett, and can you believe that we did the carol burnett show every week for 11 years? i'll tell you, there was never a dull moment...
SFGTV2
Dec 7, 2012 6:00am PST
, sunny bay area. also i want to thank you, hilary flynn, the director of the irish festival for this invitation. let's celebrate the irish in the americas. i put a title to my conversation with you today, take the journey with me, and i wanted to read you an irish proverb that i like it very much because it's the way the history of myself, the history of my family. the longest road out is the shortest road home. and so travel with me and let's go to havana, cuba, and to know a little bit about the irish, the few irish that went to cuba, in particular to havana. i want you to know that on the left side of the entrance to the havana harbor, there is a well-known fortress, el moro. there is a lighthouse there and the moro has become a image of cuban nationality and in particular havana. in that lighthouse you find, you read an -- when you enter the havana harbor, you find an irish name. that lighthouse was known for many years as the odono lighthouse. who was this person, odono the man that oversaw the project of the lighthouse in 1844 and he was a governor of cuba from 1843 to 48, but
Comedy Central
Nov 30, 2012 7:30pm PST
way. >> jon: stick it in the toe, dogfight, it's hilarious, on the book shelves now, the great calvin trillin. plaus plas captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org here it is, your home of zin. >> live from randolph, new jersey. >> more on that story. >> good morning, to everybody. the fbi-- black friday-- in internet and intended for mature audience and comedy central discourages anyone from attempting them. enjoy. >> see my breasts. let me out. >> why not? [laughter] [cheers and applause]
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